Before I explain, lately people have been complaining that I never update my blog (*cough* "Shawna" *cough*). Well, I'm sure it will be a tremendous shock to you all that nothing really very exciting ever happens to me. How can this be? Well, I wake up, perhaps play a bit of a video game, go to school, go to work, come home, do homework, greet my tired and cranky roommate when she gets home from work, and then I go to bed. My life rarely changes, and when it does, it's rarely significant enough to tell everyone about. Sure, I could come up with things to tell you all about, but they'd probably be boring as hell, so I just thought I'd spare you all from the torture!
Anyway, on to the amusing part of this post. A few weeks ago I was at work when a lady came in for a coffee. As I was making it, she calmly informed me that there was porn on my floor. At first I thought maybe I hadn't heard her correctly, but she went on to say "Ya, there's boobs on the floor!" Sure enough, when she bent down and picked up the object to prove her point I saw that it was a tiny, double-sided, piece of cardstock with porn on it! It must have fallen out of someone's pocket, or their wallet when they came up to the counter to get coffee. I'm sure someone is missing it dearly, since the creases on it clearly showed that it had been loved.
The one question I can come up with in this whole situation is, why do the women in porn always look so gross? I guess it's not their looks that count, but I just don't understand why at least a few of them couldn't look normal...
Anyway, that's about it for excitement. Belle's still doing fine, although she's constantly convinced that she doesn't get enough love!
She's obese, ha ha!
She's made a new friend, and they match, cuz they're both fat!
She looks so pleased with herself! That's me she's laying on by the way! (I just realized that there's two "Belle's" in this photo, cuz Sammy has a Beauty and the Beast pillowcase!
3 comments:
The porn comment happened "a few weeks ago" and you're just posting it now? C'mon, I've ridden the bus in Spokane and seen what hangs around the terminal....talk about non-stop drama.
Funny story though. And I will happily keep bugging you if it gets you to post every once in a blue moon.
And I hate to tell you this but honey, that's not a cat...its a furry beach ball!
Oh my gosh, they could be long lost twins! I just love how flabby she is.
I agree, girls in porn look so stupid. They always look like they're stoned or really tired and do this annoying pouty thing with their lips. Uh, not that I've looked at porn! LOL but I did get a few spam ads from Playboy in the mail last month (I guess Playboy either thinks I'm a dude or a dyke). We had the ad on the fridge for laughs and Roy tried to tape a picture of my face over the girl in the photo's, but I ended up throwing the picture away because Teddy has started hanging out with Roy to play video games and, uh, well he's only 8... so we try to keep the place smut free! :D
LOL!! That's awesome!! I would have thought I heard the lady wrong too!! Your cat is SOOO cute in all her fatness!!! I love it! I need to overfeed my cats, fat cats are so adorable!!
Your posts aren't boring, by the way!!
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